This one goes out to Ted Shackelford! 🐒

by Unknown on March 02, 2020

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FULL NAMES OF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS YOU HAD NO IDEA EVEN HAD NAMES (YES THE NAME OF A CHARACTER *IS* IN THE SUBJECT LINE)

Why are we leading with this gallery? Honestly because it's f*cking awesome, OK?

Like... don't you wanna know what Captain Crunch's first name is?

I sure as sh*t do.

IT STARTS WITH H

JEANS BUSTIN' AT THE SEAMS

These ladies are straight-up abusing these poor, poor pants.

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THESE COMPANIES ARE DOIN' HUMANITY A SOLID

Gotta say, this is definitely a way to build brand loyalty with me.

NICE

DON'T LAUGH, OR ELSE YOU'LL LOSE

Made it to #5.

On a goddamn pun.

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THE GIF OF MOVING PICTURES

One of our favorite galleries is back yet again to shake it in all your dumb faces.

HAWT

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