| | | | | |  | | BEWARE... | | The world can be a scary place, but do you know what's even more terrifying? The Internet. | | | | | | | | | | | It takes a lot of time to get comfortable enough to fart with your partner | | Everyone’s got a different timeline when it comes to revealing things in a relationship, and in what order. For some, they’re happy to get naked on the first date and try out some kinks, but won’t let themselves be seen without makeup and freshly brushed teeth... But eventually, all the walls have to come down. | | | | | | Delivery driver gets a double dose of karma on a devastating scale | As the title might suggest, there’s not just one moral to this story, there’s two.
1. Strongly consider getting a dash cam.
2. If you find yourself suddenly fired for reasons that are entirely your fault, work through your rage and DO NOT threaten someone. | | | | | | Porn industry welcomes Steven Spielberg’s daughter | | When Steven Spielberg pictured his daughter getting into the film industry, this probably isn’t what he thought... 23-year-old Mikaela Spielberg recently announced that she’s getting into the adult film industry, and it was definitely news to her filmmaker father. | | | | | | | | | Grocery stores need a website/app that allows shoppers to input their list and it outputs a map to follow in the store that eliminates back tracking. | | | In m | | Every James Bond has served the same queen. | | | Itchy & Scratchy are animated the same way the Simpsons are. Itchy & Scratchy is photorealistic in the Simpsons universe. So much gore! | | | Concentrating is brain squinting. | | | | | | | |
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