| | | | | |  | | BE THE BALL TEE | | Just relax. Find your center. Picture the shot, Danny. Picture it. Turn off all the sound. Just let it happen. Be the ball. Be the ball, Danny. You're not being the ball, Danny. | | | | | | | | | | | Creepy time-traveler returns from future to tell us about the 24th century | | Listen, I’m not Doc Brown. Hell, I’m not even Marty McFly. I don’t know if time travel exists. What I do know is I’m a gullible asshole and if someone says they came from the future to tell me what the 24th century is like, I’m gonna put down my smooth and delicious Busch Light Beer and listen closely... | | | | | He made one wrong swipe on his GF’s phone, and it ruined their relationship | | You never know what’s hiding in the depths of someone’s phone. Many of those things are best left unseen. This clumsy-thumbed Reddit user also was innocently looking at vacation photos on his girlfriend’s phone, when he accidentally swiped his way to a photo so unsettling, it’s tearing at the fabric of their relationship. We’ll let him take it from here. | | | | | | NFL contracts that had some weird sh*t in them | | Quarterback Steve Young was a top NFL prospect in 1984, but he decided to sign with the upstart USFL instead. The Los Angeles Express of the USFL offered him a lucrative $40 million, ten-year contract. Problem was that they didn’t have that much money, so Young agreed to accept $34.5 million of the contract as an annuity–basically in future payments. The USFL folded in 1986, but Young will continue to collect a $3.17 million check each year until 2027. | | | | | | | | | A folder is for things that you don't want to fold. | | | In m | | Warm water tastes round and cold water tastes pointy. | | | Movies seem more realistic the higher the quality and porn seems more realistic the lower the quality. | | | The more laws that are removed, the lower the crime rate will go | | | | | | | |
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