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view in browser   BOOBS & ICE CREAM: NUFF SAID So yeah, you're welcome. TWO SCOOPS  WHOA THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY AWESOME You had me at blueberry Kit Kats. 25 PHOTOS YOU LAUGH, YOU LOSE: THAT SIMPLE If you don't laugh, you get a prize* *Prize is nonexistent 32 PHOTOS MORNINGS ARE FOR FLBP AND CONTEMPLATION I said FLBP AND CONTEMPLATION! 59 PICS SOME WONDERFULLY WTF GOOGLE MAPS MOMENTS All you need is a camera rolling 24/7 to capture some of the world's weirdest sh*t. HAVE A LOOK You Might Like BE THE BALL TEE Just relax. Find your center. Picture the shot, Danny. Picture it. Turn off all the sound. Just let it happen. Be the ball. Be the ball, Danny. You're not being the ball, Danny. CHECK IT OUT   OL' FREDDY KRUGER GETS A SURPRISE ALL HIS OWN It's getting to that point of the year again, folks! WATCH HERE Give 'em a hand! As you know, from time to time we like to reward people who read with hotness galleries down here. It's like the BookIt program but instead of a Pizza Hut personal pizza you get girls are using their hands as temporary bras.  NICE   Celebrity green-room demands are f**king ridiculous “She wants two cream-colored egg chairs, one of which must have a matching ottoman. She also requires a member of staff to be hired who is dedicated to preparing her fruit and vegetables. She also requests ornate French lamps, a refrigerator with a glass door, and to not be spoken to by the staff.”   EGG CHAIRS?   The Golden Price Tag Instagram just proves how idiotic rich kids can be Here at TheCHIVE, we’re no strangers to making a good-natured jab or two at people who deserve it. We’ll poke fun, throw in some sarcasm, and just break some balls when we can, but it’s all in good fun. Except in one instance; when it comes to those effin’ Rich Kids of Instagram. Man, do they make our blood boil. DUM KIDS @miaamabile   @jamiemarieduncan 2010-2014 and 2015-2019 feel like 2 different decades. In m People don’t really want to go back to a time when the world was simpler. They want to go back to a time when they didn’t understand how complicated the world has always been. "Gonorrhea" could have been the name of a diarrhea medication. People who try to save the planet by not having kids give an evolutionary advantage to people indifferent to saving it.

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