Monday, 23 September 2019

Boobs & Ice Cream 🍦

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BOOBS & ICE CREAM: NUFF SAID
So yeah, you're welcome.
WHOA THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY AWESOME
You had me at blueberry Kit Kats.
YOU LAUGH, YOU LOSE: THAT SIMPLE
If you don't laugh, you get a prize*

*Prize is nonexistent
 
MORNINGS ARE FOR FLBP AND CONTEMPLATION
I said FLBP AND CONTEMPLATION!
SOME WONDERFULLY WTF GOOGLE MAPS MOMENTS
All you need is a camera rolling 24/7 to capture some of the world's weirdest sh*t.
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BE THE BALL TEE
Just relax. Find your center. Picture the shot, Danny. Picture it. Turn off all the sound. Just let it happen. Be the ball. Be the ball, Danny. You're not being the ball, Danny.
 
 
 
OL' FREDDY KRUGER GETS A SURPRISE ALL HIS OWN
It's getting to that point of the year again, folks!
 
 
Give 'em a hand!
As you know, from time to time we like to reward people who read with hotness galleries down here. It's like the BookIt program but instead of a Pizza Hut personal pizza you get girls are using their hands as temporary bras. 
 
Celebrity green-room demands are f**king ridiculous
“She wants two cream-colored egg chairs, one of which must have a matching ottoman. She also requires a member of staff to be hired who is dedicated to preparing her fruit and vegetables. She also requests ornate French lamps, a refrigerator with a glass door, and to not be spoken to by the staff.”



 
 
The Golden Price Tag Instagram just proves how idiotic rich kids can be
Here at TheCHIVE, we’re no strangers to making a good-natured jab or two at people who deserve it. We’ll poke fun, throw in some sarcasm, and just break some balls when we can, but it’s all in good fun. Except in one instance; when it comes to those effin’ Rich Kids of Instagram. Man, do they make our blood boil.
 
 
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2010-2014 and 2015-2019 feel like 2 different decades.
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People don’t really want to go back to a time when the world was simpler. They want to go back to a time when they didn’t understand how complicated the world has always been.
"Gonorrhea" could have been the name of a diarrhea medication.
People who try to save the planet by not having kids give an evolutionary advantage to people indifferent to saving it.
 
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