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Monday, 22 April 2019

Pick your Kink: Glasses, yoga pants, or sports bras?

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HEY FOUR-EYES! NICE... Erm... GLASSES
Um excuse me, her eyes are up here.
YOGA PANTS SO TIGHT YOU'LL LOSE CIRCULATION
Is anybody else's feet completely numb?
SEXY GIRLS IN SPORTS BRAS
Almost makes me wanna go to the gym. 
 
THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY DAMNED COOL
And like you, we're not easily impressed.
WINTER IS HERE WITH GAME OF THRONES FACTS
Stay sane for next week's no doubt epic battle with these GoT factoids.
 
 
 
BUT FIRST, TEQUILA
Waking up every morning 
7:00 am - Cry in the shower 
7:30 am - Yell at people who can’t drive 
8:00 am - Meeting 
9:00 am - Training 
10:30 am - Existential crisis 
10:35 am - Cry under my desk 
…but first, tequila
 
 
 
THE UPS AND DOWNS OF BEING A DOG OWNER
Three short shorts of dogs, that pretty much entirely sum up what it means to be a dog owner.
 
 
Bizarre facts about the English language
English is a bizarre language. Seriously, it’s considered one of the harder languages to learn in the entire world, mostly because the rules of English grammar are pretty random at times. And these facts about the English language more than back that up.
 
Legendary facts about ‘How I Met Your Mother’
Here's a good one: Alyson Hannigan refused to kiss Jason Segel on set until he quit smoking. They worked out a fine system, where he’d have to pay $10 for every cigarette he smoked. Segel accrued so much debt that he eventually quit cold turkey.


 
 
This Week In Film: movie news you oughta know
Did you miss me last week? I stuck between airports and dying of a stomach bug last Sunday, but luckily nothing big happened in movie news. Unless you count Star Wars and Lion King trailers as big. Quick recap, Hellboy flopped, Missing Link killed it, and Shazam! is still going strong. All caught up? Let’s get to the new news.
 
 
@selena_elena1
 
@emrata
 
 
You can’t snap your fingers inside your mouth.
 
Wizards in the Harry Potter universe can do almost everything except correct their eyesight.
 
The most canceled subscription this upcoming month will be HBO.
If we're being honest, the only difference between a Lunchable and a prison meal is good marketing.
 
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