Tuesday, 23 April 2019

Girls vs. Their Clothing 👗🥊

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GIRLS HALF-HEARTEDLY FIGHTING THEIR CLOTHING
AKA "Tug Tuesday."
SELF-DEPRECATING HUMOR TO KEEP US ALL A LITTLE more HUMBLE
Got 'em!
FOREIGN INSULTS TRANSLATED LITERALLY ARE PRETTY HILARIOUS
Put some of these in your back pocket to use later.
 
WE THINK THAT PAULINE IS, HOW YOU SAY, VERY ATTRACTIVE
And we have a sneaking suspicion that you'll agree.
SOMEBODY DIDN'T QUITE THINK THROUGH ANY OF THIS
This is why everybody needs a "quality control" dude around.
 
 
 
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HIPPITY HOPPITY, EASTER'S ON ITS WAY MOTHERF**KERS
Nothing says Easter like getting the sh*t kicked out of you by the Easter Bunny.
 
 
Drink, know things, and appreciate these GOT Season 8 theories
We’re now 4 episodes away from the very end of Game of Thrones.To me, it felt like ep. 2 was just setting things up, with a few last goodbyes thrown in, and some reunions that will make deaths all the more tragic next week when the White Walkers come.
But, that said, there are still some plot points and theories that we’d love to see take place, before the inevitable end.
 
Everything we know so far about the Playstation 5 AKA the LAST generation of gaming consoles
There's no official launch date set, but we can expect to see the next-gen Playstation within the next few years. Some speculated the console could launch as early as 2019, based on a job posting from game developer Infinity Ward seeking someone to help build an “unannounced next-gen title.” 


 
 
Parents trash guy’s $29,000 porn collection
When archeologist Howard Carter first opened the tomb of King Tutankhamen in 1922, and realized that it was filled with gold, the world was captivated. It was a momentous occasion for Egyptology and for history. This was huge, and the world was excited. At least until people started dying.
 
 
@hollykirbs
 
@lydiaspeck
 
 
Flaming swords are often depicted as being a better weapon than a normal sword, but it would actually just cauterize the wound, making it less lethal
 
Musical chairs falls under the battle royale category.
 
Guys never put away their “summer clothes” we just layer them with jackets in the winter.
Modifying your car feels good because its basically telling the automaker that their billion dollar multi year project needed your finishing touch.
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