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view in browser BROUGHT TO YOU BY: FLBP SOUP FOR THE CHIVER'S SOUL I know it sounds like a book-book, but don't worry... it's a picture book. The best picture book of all time... 60 PHOTOS ACCIDENTAL COMEDY GIVES US THE GIGGLES Sometimes you're in the right place at the right time. HEH  MIND THE GAP Let's take a minute to appreciate negative space. GAP IT UP  I DO NOT WANT THAT A fun reversal of our "I want that" gallery. AKA: Nightmare fuel? Some of it is, for sure. 44 PHOTOS  JON SNOW CAN HAVE THE IRON THRONE We want these weirdo thrones instead. 32 PHOTOS  NO MORE PAINFUL TRIMMING ACCIDENTS Prevent manscaping accidents with the Perfect Package 2.0! This luxury kit features our legendary Lawn Mower 2.0 trimmer with SkinSafe™ ceramic blades, Crop Preserver 24-hour ball deodorant featuring Active pH Control™, Crop Reviver body toner spray with Aloe Vera, The Plow stainless steel single blade safety razor, Magic Mat disposable shaving mats, and a free Shed travel bag. Your balls will thank you! Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping with code CHIVE at Manscaped.com!  START HERE   WE WOULD'VE ENJOYED KILL BILL MORE... Had this girl been involved in every scene. WATCH The unbelievable life of Esther, the not-so-micro pig It all started when Steve Jenkins and Derek Walter decided to adopt a micro piglet from an old friend. They had heard the piglet wouldn’t grow past 70 pounds and would be like having a third dog around the house, seeing they already had two dogs living with them. OINK    Spoiler-filled reactions to Avengers: Endgame! Well, it finally happened. After 11 years, 22 movies, and half of a universe dusted away, we finally wrapped up the saga that started so long away with Tony Stark in a cave with a box of scraps. Here are some of the better tweets and memes I’ve seen so far, and let me be clear: THERE ARE HUGE SPOILERS IN THIS POST!   SPOILERS!!!    Nostalgia demands cartoons Ahhh, to be a kid again. There’s nothing I’d like more than to just sit in my boxers, pour a huge bowl of cereal, and watch some classic cartoons all day. The only issue is Bob keeps telling me I can’t keep doing that at the office and I should be “working” or something. I think he’s just mad I didn’t save him any Cap’n Crunch. LET'S WATCH  @_ptrisha   @valentinafradegrada Attractive nurses probably don’t get an accurate heart rate reading   If society collapses in late December, the post apocalyptic setting will be filled with ridiculous decorations and dead trees inside people's homes.   The larger the download button, the less safe it seems We could have seen each other in real life and have no idea... SHARE THIS EMAIL VIEW IN BROWSER UPDATE PREFERENCES UNSUBSCRIBE Copyright © Chive Media Group, LLC All Rights Reserved 98 San Jacinto Blvd. Austin, TX, 78701

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